Posted by Fusion 45 on April 23, 2008 · 1 Comment
I’ve cashed in my 401K’s, divorced my wife, abandoned the little league and left my kids for a hermitage in the Idaho panhandle. I’ve furnished it with a cot from an abandoned Benedictine monastery, a table from Goodwill, a single light bulb stolen from a gas station restroom and an wireless card from T-Mobile. It’s [...]
Posted by Fusion 45 on April 15, 2008 · 3 Comments
When I die, I want my tombstone inscribed with the following epitaph: “Herein lays a man a-rest, nothing left to do/For what killed him was his lovely wife, she bit off more than he could chew.” It seems I’m infected with the same curse of blind ambition as my lovely red-headed wonder-wife: this Hal Blaine [...]
